greelin:

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

(via hazelcallahan)

duckdotcom:

jame7t:

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

(via fullmetalfisting)

ered:

ered:

ered:

ered:

let’s draw a horse

vote for length

leg

leg

leg

leg

neck

tail

snout

back

See Results

Legs are looking a little weak at the moment

final moments left to take part in horse creation!

Good job, everyone!

(via sharkodactyl)

jestergirlbosom:

akashicrecord:

Can I please see your balls I’m going through a lot right now

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

(via lesbianrey)

hotvampireadjacent:

stickynutjuice:

My cat when I tell him he isn’t allowed to run outside and get hit by a car

(via fullmetalfisting)

hickeywiththegoodhair:

speedlimit15:

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

(via lesbianrey)

swarnpert:

you know that quote “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” bc that’s how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

(via elliewilliams)

funnytwittertweets:

(via fullmetalfisting)

broken-seal:

wonderlace19:

catchymemes:

https://twitter.com/curiouszelda

https://www.instagram.com/curiouszelda/

She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods

grillmasterxbbq:

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

(via shouty-y)

reljes:

I love it when mobile just warps me to some random spot on my dash like yes girl Tumblr Shuffle

(via fullmetalfisting)

cremainsinmorningrays:

casgirl:

prev you are literally so right and you should say it

(via phenomimom)

charlottan:

stop specifying “breakfast cereal” that shit is 2 am girlkibble

(via kalrialcock)

ot3:

nothing is scarier than seeing what the front page of YouTube looks like when you’re not logged in

(via lesbianrey)

mp-lily:

oriocookie:

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

(via discorambles)